What is going on in Florida and Jason Brodeur?!
Tongues and Fingers in Jars....Bloggers and Journalists beware!
Hold onto your hats, folks, because we've got a real mystery on our hands. That's right, Jars of human tongues and fingers have been found in the office of a Republican Florida State Congressman. And what's more, this shady character sponsored a bill that would require bloggers to register with the government if they mention an elected state officer and receive compensation for it. Talk about a violation of constitutional rights!
But fear not, citizens of Florida, because the people have hired the one and only Three Tars and One Feather to investigate this heinous crime. Our intrepid investigative reporter, Jones, was already on the case, looking into the Desantis Family's alleged presidential ambitions. But when she caught wind of the tongue and finger jars, she knew she had to get to the bottom of it.
“What are they afraid of?" Investigator Jones asked. "This move stinks of desperation and it's arbitrary."
And she's not wrong. This whole situation is fishier than a seafood buffet on a hot summer day. But when Jones discovered the gruesome jars herself, things took a turn for the worse. She barely had time to snap some pictures before making a hasty exit, feeling sick to her stomach.
But we can't let these tyrants get away with their dastardly deeds. We need to make this story public, for the safety of all involved. Unfortunately, Jones hasn't been heard from since she got that ominous call from the representative. We're all crossing our fingers that she's okay, but we need your help to spread the word and bring her home safely.
So check out the photos she managed to obtain from Brodeur's office, and let's band together to expose these monsters for what they are. Who knows what other horrors they're hiding? Let's show them that we won't stand for this kind of corruption and injustice.
We'll keep you all posted on all the updates.
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." ― George R.R. Martin.